By Erik Kay
"“Mazie, what a wonderfully formed
poo you’ve plopped in the hall!
What’ve you been eating? Bacon bits,
hamburgers, and the bath mat?
Wonderful, wonderful--would you
just look at that poo? purposefully
coiled, finely textured, ranked
the rankest of them all, surely.
What’s that? Well, I just know it--
see? I stepped in the other one.
Now I’ll leave pooprints all the way
to my mat-less bathtub, and burn
my foot in a brash rush of boiling hot water.
So, thanks.”
And I pat her Auss-hole head, and hobble to the tub."
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