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AHhHhhh, ShHIItTtt. . . MAZIE!

By Erik Kay

"“Mazie, what a wonderfully formed

poo you’ve plopped in the hall!

What’ve you been eating? Bacon bits,

hamburgers, and the bath mat?

Wonderful, wonderful--would you

just look at that poo? purposefully

coiled, finely textured, ranked

the rankest of them all, surely.

What’s that? Well, I just know it--

see? I stepped in the other one.

Now I’ll leave pooprints all the way

to my mat-less bathtub, and burn

my foot in a brash rush of boiling hot water.

So, thanks.”

And I pat her Auss-hole head, and hobble to the tub."

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